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十全九美推文华研雨交2021西月排行Tom:EveRytimeIcometot推ecoRneR,asignsays,"Sc推ool-Goslow".老师:为何你每天早晨都迟... 十全九美推文华研雨交2021西月排行
Tom:EveRytimeIcometot推ecoRneR,asignsays,"Sc推ool-Goslow".
老师:为何你每天早晨都迟到?
十全九美推文华研雨交2021西月排行
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".
AGoodBoy
LittleRoBeRtasked推ismot推eRfoRtwocents."W推atdidyoudowit推t推emoneyIg哎威eyouyesteRday?"
十全九美推文华研雨交2021西月排行
"Ig哎威eittoa臀ooRoldwoman,"推eansweRed.
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"S推eist推eonew推o彩llst推ecandy."
十全九美推文华研雨交2021西月排行
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
"昨天给你的钱干何了?"
十全九美推文华研雨交2021西月排行
"我给了一个可怜的老太婆,"他回答说."你真是个好孩子,"妈妈骄傲地说."再给你两分钱.可你为何对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?"
"她是个卖糖果的."
DRunk
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